Saturday, June 26, 2010

I will vote for Britishers next time if they come to India again and asks for my vote!!!

Movie: Roti Kapda Aur Makaan

Shakkar Me Yeh Aate Kee Milaayee Mar Gayee
Paudar Vaale Duddh Dee Malaayee Mar Gayee
Rashan Vaalee Line Dee Lambaayee Mar Gayee
Janata Jo Chikhee Chillaayee Mar Gayee,
Baakee Kuchh Bacha Toh Mehnagaayee Maar Gayee
This bollywood movie released in 1974 directed by Bharat(Manoj kumar) Starring: Manoj Kumar, Shashi Kapoor, Zeenat Aman, Amitabh Bachchan but... you can not imagine any better star cast than our political leaders if Bharat kumar want to make remake of this movie(though they are looking ugly, but best fit) and you should know why?.. if you are still unaware about the change in price... here's the latest for reference:


Every time I thought to write something on political situation I feel like.. eeeee (needless to show emotion here, every one knows it)

100 reasons NOT to trust MMS
I am not talking about MMS clip this nice short name is for our pm by media During election campaign he told that "... the worst is over as far as food inflation is concerned. I am confident that we will soon be able to stabilise food prices,"

After sometime he again says that I will make plan n control inflation in 100 days
100 days were over and we were at same stage as 100 days of UPA-2 is full with Spiralling prices, food insecurity mar reign.

Now he's become very political, every now and than he appears before media and says I will control inflation... No body knows how? and these days No body asks even how!! because we know that he's LIAR

In one hand he's talking about inflation, our bongali babu Pranab-da always talks about "Growth" in digits!!! not sure if any common man understand meaning of this growth from common man's govt!


Sonia on the other hand only think about women empowerment(limited to Rajya sabha only!!)
So anything is good, put stamp of Rahul-Sonia on it and Barakha n other guys will take his interview and asks ONLY about good things happened and how they made it!!! if anything is bad, Digvijay, Manish, Nalini n all comes to media and give some junk speech!! no interview, no explanation as if who cares!!!

Some intelligent politicians tried to make us Fuel-Fool
News: Mamta Benerjee is against price raise!! he is against price raise for nearly five times since he joined govt!!
DMK is against price raise, Lalu is against price raise ...BECAUSE there is election in these states

Pawar joined EGoM meeting for price raise because election is over in Maharashtra!!! IPL is also over and so as discussions over IPL vivad!!
We still to find out wht exactly went wrong in Mangalore air crash and Praful patel says that we will try to make good football team in India!!!

Commonwealth games is played with remaining wealth of common men
First Sanjay Gandhi removed poverty(by removing/killing poors from Delhi) in the name of Emergency
and now Shila Dixit is doing same in the name of Commonwealth!!!

Chidambaram tried many thing against naxalism but nothing worked so he is given another business Bhopal tragedy!!! We are concerned why Anderson escaped, he answered we will try to get him back!!!
After sometime he flies to Pakistan n says PLEASE TRY to punish Hafeez Saeed

This is endless list...

I have few questions with regard to deregulate petroleum products,


1. If petroleum prices deregulated which means it can be changed every now and then!!! be ready for situation that you stand in line and you will find that the next person to you will get cheaper petrol in cheaper price than you within a minute of time... Now my question is..... legally how can government still have control over prices of Auto, Taxi etc??? !!! 
I don't want to pay more fare to auto but at the same time what I mentioned above can not be questioned if I would be taxi driver!!!



2. Petrol, Diesel are very much essential commodities WHY are you still not considering removal of the tax???
Govt says that state oil firms currently losing about Rs 215 crore per day on selling fuel below the imported cost. Yes, this is true but why the government is forgetting that for each and everything they are taking Exercise duty, Sales Tax, Income Tax, VAT, Octroi and many more taxes. ?????

> In Lagaan Aamir has a chance to play cricket but we don't have even that option!!!

> Even Mahatma Gandhi did some walking exercise (which we caled DANDI MARCH) for removing tax on salt, but unfortunately our country is no more ruled by Britishers!!!!

And for this reason I will vote for Britishers if next time come to India again and asking for my vote!!!

By the way, making career in politics is something we should start think about if we want to live in this this third world country(which our politicians claiming to be among the first world)

3 comments:

Rajiv Trivedi said...

Hey dude,

Seems you have gone out of your mind writing such a detailed frustration note on these politicians and that too at 3:00 AM.

Get some sleep buddy. :)

Nice write up.

Keep writing.. I will read it..he he he .

-rajiv

Bhavin Majithia said...

It happens sometimes man....

Be ready to get everything decontrolled except our income and income-tax!!!

We are living in unique country where one PM send off a guy in govt special Jet and another PM from same party(rather family) will seek for his extradition(though in Indian media only)!!

Also, by looking at the age of Anderson and our govt's painfully slow process I am sure even if he come to our country we will not able to finish the case before he will died naturally!!!

I rather love the way US seek for extradition of Osama and Saddam

Viral Butani said...

Completely agreed with you.