Fun IPL4 Auction - Kaif n Ganguli

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And time for fun...
I am planning to write on the IPL 4 Auction where Kaif has been sold but Ganguli does not found any one to pay for

To start with Anil Kumble and Vijay Malya....
There are rumours that after Vijay malya bought kaif (based on Kumble's advise they does not have good relationship and when we connected to Malya and asked if you does not like Kaif why did you buy him? to this Malya responded that he thought Kumble was talking about Katerina Kaif I don't know who the hell is Mohammad kaif!!! and where does he comes from? Kumblem should inform me about this another Kaif. When our chennal connected with Kumble and asked about this he told he knows only one Kaif and its Mohammad Kaif, who the hell is Ketrina Kaif!!! :D

Here's what Sheila has to say...
When we tried to connect with Sheila on this she gets angry and asking us that how this is connected with me!!! you media guys are always doing this, just because CWG games happened in Delhi you have ... etc.. etc.. Sheila ji ko bahut bhadkte huye dekh humne apna question wapas le liya... 
Though we have tried hard to make her understand this connection and told her about the recent movie Tees Mar Khan and the song sheila ki jawani on which Ketrina Kaif has danced... movie is flop and so as your javani and before we tell her about ketrina kaif shares the same surname with mohammad kaif who is sold to RCB Bangalore usne humko bhaga diya...

Hum log wahan se uthkar MMS (Manmohan Singh) ke paas gaye aur puchha ki aisa kab tak chalta rahega... is par Pradhan mantri humko 100 din main sab kuchh thik karne ka vachan de diya... mere ko pata chal gaya ki ye paji abhi bhi soch rahe honge ki humne mahengayi ke barein main question kar diya hoga!! I still did not left the hope and clarified ki Manmohan ji hum mahengayi ke barein main bat nahi kar rahe hain, we are asking why is Ganguli did not sold in IPL4 auction, to this MMS replied ki... ab mahengayi bahut badh gayi hain aur hum desh ki janta ko sasta kharidne ka aagrah karte hainnn... I thought ye bechara abhi bhi sadme main hain lets leave him and move on... fir bhi jate jate MMS ne humain CBI ki janch ka bharosa dilaya aur kaha ki wo iss pure ghatnakaram ki janch karegi..


Humne socha ye cangress walon ko chhodo lets go to kolkataa...
 
Kolkata main jake humne Chief Minister Buddhadeb ko bataya iss par chief minister saheb ne jo log auction main nahi bike un sabke parivar walon ko 10000 ten thousand rupees ka muavja announce kar diya, jab hum log Mamta didi ke pas gaye to usne Saurav ko train main job dilane ka bharosa diya... isi bich nakshaliyon ko iss bat ka pata chal gaya aur usne west bangal bandh ka elan kar diya.... maine socha yahan se niklo yaar

Finally we reach to BJP office..

BJP ne is pure ghatnakram ko durbhagya purn bataya aur isko sarkar ki vifalta bataya aur JPC ke janch ki mang kii.... Sarkar ki vifalta ka naam sunte hi Ramgopal Verma ne is par aitrazz jataya aur kaha ki Sarkar and Sarkar part 2 dono movies hit rahi hain aur BJP isko vifal/flop nahi kahe shakti hain.

With Ramgopal Verma lets move to Bollywood.....
Sahrukh Khan ne apni galti ka svikar kiya aur usne bataya ki next time when he will be on Coffee with Karan show he will apolize for the same....

When connected Deepika Padukon she says she want to see Kaif's Passport!!! we told her that we are not talking about Ketrina Kaif we are talking about Mohammad Kaif!!! 


Hmmmm... maja nahi aa raha hain yaar ye sab photo boto khitchne ke chakkar main likhayi ka maja kirkira ho gaya... chalo leave it here only will back with something else next time :)

Father Feelings

Thr's a dialog in movie Prem Rog where Padmini asks Rishi ki... "Main soch rahi thi ki sab log ek jaise to hote hain, Do hath aur paav... do aankhen, do kan aur wohi chahera sab kuchh ek jaisa, par fir bhi kyun sirf koi ekk, koi ek hi kyun itna pyara sa lagne lagta hain ki agar uske liye agar jaan bhi deni pade to haste haste di ja shakti hain" (In English: All men are alike, two hands, and feet... eyes, ears and face too, are common to all. Then why does just one person, becomes so very dear... that even if one has to die for him, one does it happily).

And he's my cutie baby son AARAV :)

Remember your feelings... first kiss, first love, first girl friend, first job, first salary, first home etc... etc.. amd thousands of etc's... In fact, when I get married I thought this is the best ever feeling could have happen in person's life and I thought that nothing could beat this feeling but nope, I am wrong :) because nothing can beat a Father Feelings I am still dying to meet Reena everyday after office hours but even this can't come even closure to the way I love my son and this is something no other relationship could understand and there's no reverse you could never imagine your father's feelings towards you and why all father's do sooo much of sacrifice for his family.

Coming to point my sweet cute little sweetheart son AARAV :) I am like getting mad and mad and mad and madder when I am in front of him I am watching and watching n watching and watching.... even after he's sleeping I wish my endless watch is never ending... eeeeeeeeeeee I am like kid all over again (its different thing that I've never grown up ..hehe)

One more day of missing my son, one more day before I will gone mad in this mad mad world... Ooo my son come fast your daddy is missing you soooooooo much and feeling like crying :((